"But on this mos auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu
of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of
this dramatis persona. Voila! in view humble vaudevillian veteran,
cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of
fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is vertige of the "vox
populi" now vacant, vanished.
However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands
vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent
vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and
voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict... is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive
not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day
vindicate the vigilant and the virtous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let
me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may
call me V."
